She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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