can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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