hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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