So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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