I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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