I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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