So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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