she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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