Your favorite bartender is back from prision
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
we're so committed to being not committed
Randomize
