STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
