I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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