Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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