Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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