normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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