i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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