I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize
