Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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