Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
