Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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