Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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