So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
