Why are handjobs necessary in class?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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