Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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