So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
