it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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