So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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