plz talk dirty to me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need water and some morals
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