I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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