I want to make a zoo with you.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Too much gin, very little bucket
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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