not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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