turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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