when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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