I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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