please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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