great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
