Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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