we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
