you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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