i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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