Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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