Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
this will be a night to untag.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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