Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just high enough for therapy.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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