He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
