member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
