she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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