we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Couch. On fire.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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