So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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