I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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