One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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