listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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